Just Hadda LOL

Because some mornings it seems I have to spend, like, 5 minutes trying to get past CAPTCHA to log into Substack:

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Report: Facebook Crashed After Mark Zuckerberg Failed CAPTCHA One Too Many Times

babylonbee.comReport: Facebook Crashed After Mark Zuckerberg Failed CAPTCHA One Too Many TimesMENLO PARK, CA - An investigation into the Facebook outage has confirmed that the social network crashed after Mark Zuckerberg tried to access the system but failed the CAPTCHA one too many times.After Zuckerberg failed the test a fifth time, the system locked him out and entirely locked itself down…

And apropos of absolutely nothing … except that each one of these had me LMAO:

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Kids Form Union And Donate Millions To Newsom So They Won't Have To Get Vaccinated

babylonbee.comKids Form Union And Donate Millions To Newsom So They Won’t Have To Get VaccinatedLOS ANGELES, CA - Children in California have formed the first-ever ‘Kids’ Union,′ a powerful political lobbying force designed to influence policy in Sacramento. Their first order of business was to raise millions of dollars - mostly by mowing lawns and selling lemonade - in order to donate a bunch…

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Dems Announce Joe Manchin Has Information That Will Lead To Arrest Of Hillary Clinton

babylonbee.comDems Announce Joe Manchin Has Information That Will Lead To Arrest Of Hillary ClintonWASHINGTON, D.C. - During a press conference earlier today, Nancy Pelosi very loudly and very publicly announced that Joe Manchin possesses information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.‘Good morning, Monday morning,’ Pelosi said. ’It has come to our attention that Senator Manchin has …

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'It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,' Says Fauci's Head In A Jar In Year 2739

babylonbee.com‘It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,’ Says Fauci’s Head In A Jar In Year 2739WASHINGTON, D.C. - An intercepted transmission that appears to be from the year 2739 shows footage of Dr. Anthony Fauci -- or rather, just his head, which has been preserved in a jar. In the video from the future, Fauci says it’s still not safe to go outside, go to movie theaters, or eat indoors.’Ho…