Credit Where It's Due--Babylon Bee In Class Of Its Own
What can you say? Note the date--a month and a half ago:
Now that’s the way to follow science 😡😡😡
Democrats Vow To Follow The Science Of Whichever Union Donates The Most Money https://t.co/VWa0PwJLwM via @TheBabylonBee
— johnny costa (@UjNoChLnE) February 20, 2021
Press Secretary Jen Psaki reported that today, President Biden sat down with the top experts in the world to figure out which unions have the most money, and then unapologetically follow the science of those unions.
“What people don’t understand about science is that a lot of it has to do with how much money you make, and how many votes you control,” explained Jen Psaki. “The scientific method is an objective way to find the truth. We simply hypothesize how much money a union will give us, and then see how much they actually do. Then we repeat the experiment.”
“The results are fascinating. Grocery stores, for example, are safe from COVID because cashiers don’t make much money and aren’t politically organized. But the virus is extremely dangerous to schools in blue states where the teacher's unions are compulsory and run so well. Science is amazing!”
One weird trick--Dem politics version!
And here's another example of the fascinating results that flow from following the scientific method, again featuring the government teachers unions:
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This has nothing to do with health and safety. It is yet another power grab by teachers unions intent on destroying private competition in any way they can.